Kansas City Royals outfielder Alex Gordon hasn’t played in Omaha since 2010. That didn’t stop his old AAA stomping grounds from coming up with this gem: gnome night tonight.
No disrespect to them lest they show up and curse me or something, but maybe I’m just not a gnome kind of guy. Then again, we now know what a morph between Alex and Billy Butler would look like. Or, at the very least, what Alex may resemble once age gives him the David Wells makeover.
Author: Curtis Kitchen
Curtis Kitchen has followed the Big 12, Kansas State and national college basketball beat, including K-State's run to the NCAA Tournament Elite Eight in 2010. You can currently follow his work here and with KCSP 610 Sports Radio in Kansas City. In the past, he also covered the Kansas City Wizards (now Sporting KC) for Major League Soccer's mlsnet.com site as well as the Kansas City Chiefs and Royals for Sports Radio 810 WHB. His freelance portfolio ranges media outlets and publications, including gopowercat.com (part of the Rivals network), collegehoopsnet.com and the Miami Herald. Prior to moving to Kansas City, Kitchen was the public relations manager for the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA) from 2003-2005, when he handled assigned media duties for several competition programs including the ProRally Championship and SPEED World Challenge series. Slider by webdesign
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