His branding has worked…at least on me. I’ve been trained to start grinning broadly every time I see a new video posted, and laugh as I watch. The newest installment is a little long, but fun nonetheless.
Some favorite lines:
- “They don’t know what it’s like to have to sleep with a rooster wakin’ you up. We do.”
- “Every day, we have to deal with goats chasing us because they don’t like us.”
- “Every day, I have to deal with that cow looking at me, wondering ‘Is he gonna eat me?’ Yeah, I’m probably gonna eat ya.”
- “We’re gonna show ‘em how bad it is to come into Bill Snyder Family Stadium and get your fff…*pause*… hearts ripped out.”